Things I want to hear as a nine month pregnant woman:
Wow! You look great!
You're amazing!
I brought you this donut.
Is that a new top?
Your hair is shining!
I love that you are having your third boy.
You make being pregnant look easy.
Can I get you some pizza?
Things I don't want to hear (but have actually heard) as a nine month pregnant woman:
Oh my god!
What are you still doing here?
This is your THIRD? BOY?
Eating for two?
You look tired.
Oh my gosh your feet are so huge!
What were you thinking?
Are you getting your tubes tied?
How many pieces of pizza did you have?
Don't do that.
I can get that for you.
You poor thing.
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Yes, I want pizza and donuts all the time. Yes, I'm tired. Yes, this is my third child. Yes, it's a boy. Let's not point out the obvious.
Also, I always want pizza and donuts, no matter how pregnant or not pregnant I happen to be.
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